Update: Midget wrestlers murder...woman held.?

What kind of image does a 65yr old fake prostitute bring to mind? I mean, how do you fake prostitution, with a prosthetic or something? I know that it must be really sad for the family but just picture the scene, two midget wrestlers and an old tart. Sound like a Soft Cell video from the 80's. How would I dispatch them? Hang them from my ears and pretend they were a really funky pair of earrings.